Jennifer's Mexican Pinwheels

Mexican Pinwheels2c. Shredded Cheddar Cheese1/2c. sour cream1 8oz. package cream cheese, softened1 (4.5oz.) can chopped green chiles,drained1 (2 1/4oz.) can sliced ripe olives, drained2/3 cup chopped green onions1 clove garlic, crushed1/4 teaspoon seasoned salt6 (9-inch) flour tortillasCombine first 8 ingredients. Spread about 1/2 cup mixture over each tortilla; roll up tortillas, jellyroll fashion. Wrap each separately in plastic wrap. Chill 3-24 hours

Greek Spaghetti with Tomato and Feta

2 tsp. olive oil
1 tsp dried oregano
1 large clove garlic, minced
3 cups diced tomatoes
1/2 c. sliced green onion
1/4 c. chopped fresh parsley, divided
4 cups hot cooked thin spaghetti
1 cup (4 oz) crumbled feta cheese (divided)
Freshly ground pepper
Variation: add shrimp

Makes 4 servings

Heat oil in large skillet over med-high heat. Add oregano and garlic and saute' 30 seconds. Add tomato, onions, 2 tbs parsley; Cook 2 minutes or until heated. Combine tomato mixture, spaghetti, and 3/4 c. cheese; toss gently. Top with remaining 1/4 c. cheese and 2 tbs parsley, and sprinkle with pepper.

Cheese Spread

1 jar Old English cheese spread (in a tiny glass jar)
8 oz. cream cheese
1/2-1 tsp. Garlic Garlic (Tastefully Simple)

Blend together and serve with crackers.

Vidalia Onion Spread

1 Cup Mayo
1 Cup Shredded Swiss Cheese
1 Cup Grated (I use shredded) Parmesan Cheese
2 Cups Chopped Vidalia Onion

Preheat oven to 325. Mix mayo, cheeses and onions until well-blended. Place in a shallow baking dish (pie dish). Bake for 30 minutes. Serve on crackers (wheat thins are great).

Calvin and Hobbs

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The Poopie List ---so old!

THE POOPIE LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a Poopie!!!
The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.